A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF.  Here are some things you should know about this game:

  • It is retromodern low-poly minigolf.  You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels.

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  • There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears.  You will also use your hand quite a bit.

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  • The game currently includes Episode 1: The Birth of SUSAN. and Episode 2: Cryptofutures, with over 100 levels of boop-flinging.

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  • You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor. This feature is hidden though, but I will reveal it if you ask nicely.

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  • I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.

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  • A 3rd episode will be added soon, making the game fully released on November 5th

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Thank you for your engagement.



- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

- A manual is included with the game, to help you build your own levels.

- The game is also on Steam Early Access, if you like that sort of thing: http://store.steampowered.com/app/616520/Cheap_Golf/

- You should follow me on Twitter, where I have lots of fun: http://www.twitter.com/cheap__golf

- You should also watch me play games on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCe97Rw6df-lBcVFARU94xZQ

- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Justo Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

- This game is published by Pixeljam.

Published Sep 22, 2017
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
TagsComedy, golf, Low-poly, pixel, Retro, Surreal
Average sessionA few minutes
LinksSteam, Homepage


Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

CheapGolf_MAC_105.zip 34 MB
CheapGolf_WIN_105.zip 32 MB
CheapGolf_LINUX_09992.tar.gz 29 MB
CheapGolf_MAC_1095_BETA.zip 41 MB
CheapGolf_WIN_1095_BETA.zip 40 MB

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